Dear Aunt Tamani and Uncle Kendel,
Thank you so much for teaching me how to use make up. I constantly raid mommy's make up, no madder where she hides it. I am just too smart for her. And mommy now replaces her makeup a lot faster because she is now sharing for two people. Mommy has stopped buying expensive Mac and Mary Kay make-up and has reverted to the cheep stuff. I don't feel bad at all about the situation, especially since mommy would get into grandmas make up all the time. Even when she was old enough to know better, like 16 years old. Grandma, it’s payback time for mommy! Aunt Tamani, mommy says she can’t wait for the day that you have your first baby. And as you know pay back comes twice as bad when it comes to sisters. Mommy says that she hopes that one day you will have a boy. Then she will teach that boy all about makeup and how masculine it really is! Mommy says payback is a cumin Aunt Tami, just you wait and see!
Love your lil goose!
